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#21754 Poll: Monthly Skilling Competition

Posted by Bhunivelze on 03 October 2013 - 11:11 PM

I voted 'Other' because I think the reward should be a lap dance from the admin of your choosing.

#21143 New Skill: Divination

Posted by Bhunivelze on 03 July 2013 - 06:55 PM

Can you believe we'll be able to change RuneScape's future? We're going into the 6th Age!


I can't even believe it's not butter!

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#21042 Which God?

Posted by Bhunivelze on 18 June 2013 - 12:45 AM

I'm quite offended not being included in the polling options.


I'm clearly the most important God in Gielinor.

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#20863 New Skill: Divination

Posted by Bhunivelze on 08 May 2013 - 11:57 PM

So, since TWW is in the past, that clearly has something to do with the new skill. I'm not going to spoiler it, but you should know what I'm talking about, the gifts and powers given to you from you know who...



#20709 RuneSlayer Site Beta Testers Needed

Posted by Bhunivelze on 23 April 2013 - 03:42 AM

I swear to allah if I can't get in to the RS3 or RuneSlayer beta I will destroy Ryfos.

#19997 Old School RuneScape Servers: Poll Now Live

Posted by Bhunivelze on 24 February 2013 - 06:14 AM

I would love to know what skills you can achieve 99 in in a week while only playing 3-4 hours a day. I'll give you a hint: none of them.

The fastest non-buyable skill (buyable skills are near impossible to calculate given that they require mass amounts of time beforehand to obtain the money to do them) in RuneScape is Thieving (I know DG surpasses it but it also goes up to 104m so shut up). At roughly 250k xp/h, it would still take you 52 hours to 99. And that's only if you get at least 250k xp every hour, EVERY level. Given that you can't even attain that rate of XP until you're half way done with the skill, it wouldn't surprise me if the actual time is 100 hours or more.

Skills haven't even *really* gotten *that* much faster to begin with. Mining still barely pulls 100k/h at HIGH levels using urns and a titan and the drop method. RuneSpan iirc has been nerfed and is now under or around 100k/h at HIGH levels. Fishing only surpasses 50k if you do salmon/trout or play minigames that you're limited to per day. Agility maxes at like 70k/h and that's only once you no longer fail Advanced Barb (93 I think?.) Don't even get me started with Hunter and how terribad training that skill is.

FINALLY, this vote is no longer accurate. Releasing the game before the vote is over vastly altered the outcome of the vote itself. Before people were voting based on the question Jagex was asking, would they actively play this and be willing to pay for it. Now that the game is out, people aren't answering that question. They're clicking vote solely because everybody wants to at least try it and they HAVE to vote to do that. It's gone the way of the FT/Wild vote. It no longer has any merits and is not an accurate representation of the community and their opinions. It's Jagex being Jagex.
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#19960 Old School RuneScape Servers: Poll Now Live

Posted by Bhunivelze on 21 February 2013 - 01:38 AM

Why on Earth would I want the money I pay for RUNESCAPE to be going to funding the continued maintenance of CrapScape07Gedden?

You're asking us to vote so that our money will be used to fund this instead of your own. That's selfish. If YOU want to play NostalgiaFest then YOU get to pay for it. I'M not.
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#19865 Teaser Images - Sinkholes

Posted by Bhunivelze on 05 February 2013 - 12:46 PM

Actually, no. It's a 5 player team-based Dungeoneering D&D

I'd like to point out that you just described Dungeoneering.

#19608 Og Blog: Upcoming Changes to the EoC

Posted by Bhunivelze on 08 January 2013 - 02:53 AM

Either Mod Mark really is as [censored]ing stupid as we all think he is or he's secretly the leader of a merch clan.

#19086 Player Owned Ports

Posted by Bhunivelze on 13 December 2012 - 03:46 AM

Both methods and the entire skill in general suck.

#19052 Player Owned Ports

Posted by Bhunivelze on 12 December 2012 - 01:51 PM

My Little Pony references? Lolwut

Ship names that are direct from my little pony:

Twilight Sparkle
Nightmare Moon
Rainbow Dash(er)
The Element of Harmony
Stallion & Mare

It also helps that several of the jmods were posting the names they liked most/chose, and a majority of them were the aforementioned.

#17961 Kev's Goals

Posted by Bhunivelze on 19 November 2012 - 11:29 AM

The best advice I can give you is do nothing but Slayer until your hands bleed, and then continue to do more Slayer.


#17911 Evolution of Combat - Week 1

Posted by Bhunivelze on 18 November 2012 - 03:23 AM

Tip 1) Invest in Carpal Tunnel Cream

Tip 2) Get maxed combat before Tuesday

Tip 3) Throw random abilities onto your ability bar. Whichever ones you're capable of doing, it doesn't matter which, so long as you can do it

Tip 4) Slam yo' fingers on that number pad. Don't worry about which numbers you're hitting, just keep hitting them all. Even outside of combat. It'll help you get used to finger smashing.

Tip 5) Pay attention to your finger smashing, the time until you can finger smash that one key again, your lifepoints, your enemies lifepoints, your prayer points, your familiar, your potion retaking, what damage your enemies are using, how many of them there are, which prayers they're using, when they switch prayers (if they do so), and of course whatever moron next to you is saying while he does all of that too. Piece o' cake.

#17387 Paul's New Years' Resolutions/Goals Thready Thingy

Posted by Bhunivelze on 09 October 2012 - 06:16 AM

Guess it's about time for an update:

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I'm nearing the end of my yearly goals, but I don't think I'll be able to finish them all (*cough* livid farm *cough*), so some may be bumped to next year. These are the ones I still have left:

Magic: 99 (c: 96)
Dungeoneering: 85+ (c: 84)
Thieving: 90+ (c: 85)
Hunter: 85+ (c: 84)
Mining: 85+ (c: 83)
Finish Livid Farm
Unlock All Spells From Mage Training Arena

I'm currently working on Magic and using my dailies (jack of trades, penguins, etc) on mining. Hopefully I can manage 85 dg, hunt, and mine without actually having to train any of them again. Then I want to focus on getting 99 range and the charms for 99 summoning before Jibidliflex destroys combat, so Thieving may not happen until December.
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#15864 Tasks & Music Database Update

Posted by Bhunivelze on 02 May 2012 - 04:01 AM

Weird, I can't seem to find any mention of skill sig pics here...
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